As a potential jurist, I was being questioned by one of the attorneys. The exchange went like this: “Own your home?” “Yes” “Married?” “Yes” “How long?” “20 years” “Do you have strong opinions and freely express them?” “Not in 20 years” I don’t know too many married men who express their feelings honestly and openly. … More I Can’t Think!!!
A friend of mine recently got married. His wife started throwing his things away, including his golf clubs. She told him there was no reason to keep all of that junk. He said, “You’re beginning to sound like my ex-wife!” She said, “I thought you said you’ve never been married.” He said, “I haven’t.” It’s … More I Wear The Pants In My Family! Wait, My Wife Is Not Going To Read This, Is She???