Yesterday I was at a coffee shop and two guys in front of me were arguing about whether coffee came from a bean or a fruit. I settled the argument with in seconds. I asked, “When was the last time you ate some fruit and went for a walk doing mach II?” Why is it … More Coffee – Bean Or Fruit???
“I couldn’t play center in football, I’m ticklish.” ~Keith Stubbs I first met Keith Stubbs when we worked in the corporate office of a major retailer in 1985. He worked in the offices across the hall from my office. I heard him talking about buying a new Pontiac Sunbird. I played a successful prank convincing … More Keith Stubbs – My Friend!
“I carry a remote control in my car. When I’m stopped at a red light, I wait until the other light turns yellow, right before my light turns green, I hold the remote out the window point it at the light and click it. People freak out.” ~Me It’s been a few years since since … More I Quit! No I Don’t. Yes I Do!!
My friend Roy Cole is a great attorney. One day he called the governor and said that one of the local judges had died and he wanted to take his place. The judge said, “Well, if it’s ok with the undertaker, I guess it’s ok with me”. Funeral expenses are insane. Nine or ten grand … More That’s Not What I Want!!!
I think that if you change your Facebook relationship status more than three times, it should automatically default to “unstable”. Hey, who am I to talk, I’ve had four wives. I know! It blows my mind too. I was out of control, whacked out. I plead not guilty due to insanity. At least this time … More Me, Unstable?? How Dare You!!
People have been asking me if I’ve recovered from the illness, which includes short term memory loss. I start to talk and then say, (seriously, “What was the question?” … More I’m Getting Better??