I think I’m going to start a new gang. I’ll call it The Blips, a cross between the bloods and crips. We’ll have leather jackets, fake tattoos because the real ones hurt, and do drive by attacks throwing baloney sandwiches. Oh and when confronted with a violent gang, we’ll all play dead. My street name … More Gangland!!!

Biker Gang Shootout!!

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.”Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing. Once, on a trip to South Dakota, I saw a gang of bikers threatening a young woman. So, I punched the biggest biker in the face, and said, “Now, back off, or I’ll do it again.” St. Peter asked, “When did this happen?” The guy said, “Just a couple of minutes ago.” … More Biker Gang Shootout!!