If I was king of the world I would proclaim that Leonardo DiCaprio must stop saying that he is the king of the world. It gets too confusing. I say it, he says it, then I say it… it’s already giving me a headache. So we must go through the painstaking process of recalling and … More I’m King Of The World!!!
Yesterday I was at a coffee shop and two guys in front of me were arguing about whether coffee came from a bean or a fruit. I settled the argument with in seconds. I asked, “When was the last time you ate some fruit and went for a walk doing mach II?” Why is it … More Coffee – Bean Or Fruit???
One of the things that the Internet has eliminated is sticker shock. Now people do a lot of research online before they even start to shop. So when they look at the price sticker on the car, they’re never shocked. If I was a car salesman I would hook up the window with the sticker … More Sticker Shock!!! Call 911!!!
You hear this a lot. The very fact that you say it means it’s not true. When you’re completely over someone, you will stop talking about them. They won’t even cross your mind. I don’t want to see you on an episode of dateline. That’s really not the best way to get the other person … More I’m Completely Over Him!!!
Yes. Another one this morning, but it won’t deter me from writing my blog. My therapist wants me to try the keto diet. But I think the only way that it will work is if keto becomes my sidekick telling me what and what not to eat. Keto is a cool name so there must … More Just Seize The Day – Again!!!
I know my current anniversary is February 7th. I never miss it. IPhone reminders are amazing! I Forgot the other three. Why do I want to remember? Because on those days I would so sit around in my boxers and an old stained t-shirt, drink beer, belch a lot and scratch myself. Sure, I’d clean … More Yikes!!! I Forgot My Anniversary!!!
Today we are going to a Shelter to pick up our new furry member of the family. We already picked him out and filled out the adoption paperwork. And why do I feel guilty? What is the appropriate time to replace a dog? It’s not like I’m replacing my wife who recently passed away (I … More Seriously? I’m Replaceable???