Yesterday I was messing around with my computer. Heather asked me what I was doing. I said “I’m trying to fix a problem. My pc says it can’t see my printer!” She said. “That doesn’t surprise me. Your office is a disaster. I can’t see your printer either!” I’ll admit, I do have a pretty … More I Can’t See Anything!!!
Just when I thought it wasn’t possible, today I’m a bigger baseball fan than ever! Ok, so it’s because I gained 30 pounds during the off season, but still… Major league baseball is just a week from today! The smell of the freshly cut grass! Hot dogs! Nachos! Beer! The Crack of the bat! Juicing! … More I Can Smell The Grass!!
On this very day, 23 ago, I was 39 years old. It’s not my birthday or anything at all significant. I just happened to think about that this morning. Carry on. It’s kind of like the joke, “Today I broke my own record of consecutive days alive.” It really does boggle the mind with regard … More Wow! Time Really Does Fly!!!
I think there is nothing as disgusting as cleaning out the refrigerator and discovering partially liquified cucumbers, zucchini etc., with the exception of pizza with pineapple and anchovies. That should be illegal. Like most men, I always get stuck with every single gross chore. Why is this sort of a standard? Men have even been … More That’s Gross! I’m Not Touching It!!!
When my wife was pregnant with our daughter, Sarah, she wanted the birth to take place in a warm tranquil environment with soft music, soft lighting and a hot tub. We looked at the place and I asked, “Uh, isn’t this what got us into this in the first place?” That really did happen. She … More Not Again!!!
Heather and I were at our favorite steakhouse. I ordered a rib eye. The waiter asked me how I would like it cooked. I said, Like winning an argument with my wife.” He said, “Very good, sir, rare it is.” Heather just smiled. I used to be a “right fighter”. I had to win an … More Is It Even Possible???
I learned something very important yesterday. Never yell, “Can we talk about the elephant in the room?” at a Weight Watchers meeting. The say I can come home once the swelling in my brain subsides. First off, I am the last one in the world to point out someone who struggles with their weight. Lord … More I’m Not An Elephant!!!