It’s very annoying to me that during an interview some people ask and answer their own questions. Example: “Do I think this is lame? Yes.”￼￼ Seriously, for some reason it drives me nuts. I used to have a teacher who would do the same thing. We were never able to answer the question that was … More Am I what!?!?
My wife is trying to impeach me because I failed to clean the kitchen on Saturday. I’m worried that she has enough votes because she has swayed the opinions of the dogs￼. I don’t even think there are articles of impeachment in place in our home, but there’s no doubt who the speaker of the … More I’ve been impeached!!!
Ya’ll know that certain words and phrases turn me into a crazed lunatic which isn’t too far off a stretch. Today’s phrase is “end of story”. Although it is a classic way to end an argument, I think it only works for women. “Whatever” is also a good one. my dad had the best one. … More End of story!!!
Yesterday my wife and I decided to swap cell phones. Mine was larger than hers, being an iPhone 8 S and hers being an iPhone X. it was easy to switch the Sim cards but during the ￼back up and restore process I was as confused as Kanye West searching for an identity. The whole … More I Can’t Back Up!!!
Whenever I hear someone say “my hands are tied”, I want to throat punch them and really tie their hands behind their back. That way they won’t be tempted to lie again. Sadistic? Absolutely, but since most people think I’m already insane I’ll never have to explain myself. I hate it when people use that … More My Hands Are TIed!!!
If I was king of the world I would proclaim that Leonardo DiCaprio must stop saying that he is the king of the world. It gets too confusing. I say it, he says it, then I say it… it’s already giving me a headache. So we must go through the painstaking process of recalling and … More I’m King Of The World!!!
Yesterday I was at a coffee shop and two guys in front of me were arguing about whether coffee came from a bean or a fruit. I settled the argument with in seconds. I asked, “When was the last time you ate some fruit and went for a walk doing mach II?” Why is it … More Coffee – Bean Or Fruit???
One of the things that the Internet has eliminated is sticker shock. Now people do a lot of research online before they even start to shop. So when they look at the price sticker on the car, they’re never shocked. If I was a car salesman I would hook up the window with the sticker … More Sticker Shock!!! Call 911!!!
You hear this a lot. The very fact that you say it means it’s not true. When you’re completely over someone, you will stop talking about them. They won’t even cross your mind. I don’t want to see you on an episode of dateline. That’s really not the best way to get the other person … More I’m Completely Over Him!!!
Yes. Another one this morning, but it won’t deter me from writing my blog. My therapist wants me to try the keto diet. But I think the only way that it will work is if keto becomes my sidekick telling me what and what not to eat. Keto is a cool name so there must … More Just Seize The Day – Again!!!