We took Heather’s Mom to brunch. It was magical and by that I mean they had a guy doing table magic. I asked him how he did a trick and he said, “I could tell you but I would have to kidnap you, never to return.” I said, “I understand. Could you tell my Mother-in-law?” … More I’ve Been Kidnapped!!!
Every time I’m tempted to eat a cheeseburger I hear two voices. One says “Eat the cheeseburger.” The other one says “You heard him, eat the cheeseburger!” It is virtually impossible for me to resist a really good cheeseburger. Who am I kidding, it doesn’t even really have to be that good. Within a five … More I’m So Weak!!!
I woke up yesterday morning and my quads were on fire! I remembered why. Yesterday I did stairs. Yep, walked up 32 of ’em. It’s pretty sad when your muscles hurt after such little activity. I decided enough was enough. In the afternoon while my wife ran on the treadmill, I worked out on the … More Stop, Drop and Roll!!!
There are far too many companies out there who’s slogan is “Customer service is our middle….. finger. Yesterday, we went to our local Wendy’s burger joint. As we pulled up to order, the mystery voice asked to take my order. Knowing that my wife likes her burgers without onions and pickles, I said, “Yes and … More Horrible Customer Service!! Why!!
I once worked at McDonald’s. One day the drive through intercom stopped working. The lady heard me, but I couldn’t hear her. Cindy, our manager started messing with it. She finally fixed it and asked the customer if it was better. “The lady said, “No. Now you sound like a girl.” As a consumer, I … More I Hate Drive Throughs!!