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I’m Going to Mars!!!

November 12, 2016

In order to go to Mars, I have to come up with a lot of money. I’ll need millions so maybe I’ll start a ‘go fund me’ account that will last for 20 years. On the day of departure I’ll just tell Heather I’m going for some milk. I know I’ll be 80, but it’s … More I’m Going to Mars!!!

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Never Trust Me!! Ever!

November 13, 2015

It was on this day, more than 30 years ago, that man first landed on the moon! It was, and still is the most amazing feat of my lifetime by NASA. Ok, this may not be the correct day, but I thought about it this morning.    But it is the anniversary of Hall of Fame … More Never Trust Me!! Ever!

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May The Forth Be With You!

May 4, 2015

Darth Vader might not be the movies’ most sympathetic character, but spare a thought for the poor guy today – he can’t enjoy delicious Popeyes chicken with that helmet on. … More May The Forth Be With You!

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