I learned something very important yesterday. Never yell, “Can we talk about the elephant in the room?” at a Weight Watchers meeting. The say I can come home once the swelling in my brain subsides. First off, I am the last one in the world to point out someone who struggles with their weight. Lord … More I’m Not An Elephant!!!
In a church bulletin: Weight Watchers meeting at 7 PM. Please use large double door at the side entrance. People obviously make mistakes, but none as scrutinized as those printed in a church bulletin. Secretaries proof read the bulletins, but it’s not a fool proof system. The spoken word can get just as messy. One … More Hooker? Seriously???
I hate diets. I’m on one now. Actually, I’m on two diets. You just can’t seem to eat enough on one. … More I Hate Diets!
In a church bulletin: Weight Watchers meeting at 7 PM. Please use large double door at the side entrance. … More Crazy Stuff!
I hate time. It causes my clothes to shrink. … More Yikes! My Clothes Shrunk!