Yesterday, we went to a campground for some roasted hotdogs, a fire and relaxing atmosphere. Within five minutes of arriving, I was stung by a bee. I know about the bee problem and how we should never kill them but as they say in Texas, "He needed killin'." Bees are wonderful creatures so long as … More I Love the Mountains! Um, Maybe not.
If you are a snooze button user, here is the perfect solution. Place a wasp nest on the top of your clock. Problem solved.My wife is notorious for hitting the snooze button for at least an hour before she has to be out of bed. I don’t get it. If I have to get up … More If You Snooze, You Lose!!!
iIf you want real exercise and can’t afford the expensive programs, don’t worry. There’s a better way. Just find a very large bee hive and a stick and nail it like a pináta. I know that wasps, bees, scorpions, spiders and fire ants are all God’s creatures but I don’t like being stung or bitten … More The Newest Exercise Program!!
A window salesman phoned a beekeeper. “Mr. Hayes,” said the sales rep. “I’m calling because our company replaced all the windows in your honey-house with our triple-glazed weather-tight windows over a year ago, and you still haven’t sent us a single payment. I know bekeepers haven’t much money, but we really need paid.” Mr. Hayes said, “But you said they’d pay for themselves in 12 months.” … More The Bees Knees!?!
If you are a snooze button user, here is the perfect solution. Place a wasp nest on the top of your clock. Problem solved. … More The Snooze Ruse!
If you are a snooze button user, here is the perfect solution. Place a wasp nest on the top of your clock. Problem solved. … More
Today marks the day my father passed away. I’ve written about him before, so if you read some of the things I’ve written before, I apologize. … More RIP, Jack Mabbott!
My best friend told me that onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I hit him in the nose with a whole cantaloupe. I think I need a new friend. … More Friends!
In a church bulletin: Weight Watchers meeting at 7 PM. Please use large double door at the side entrance. … More Crazy Stuff!
The happiest man on earth has to be the son of the $590,000,000 lottery winner in Florida last year. The least happy? The nice lady who let her go ahead of her in line. … More I Am Rich!