I Know How The Russians Did It!!!

I figured it out! Russia has been infiltrating spies for decades! Just think about the subtle comparisons. Cosmonauts/Cosmetologists.who would suspect? And I’m pretty sure they get their assignments from special codes inside Cosmopolitan Magazine. I know! I have been in touch with the FBI several times and they’re taking this very seriously. I wouldn’t be … More I Know How The Russians Did It!!!

I Voted For…

We were in a restaurant when I looked at a woman guzzling drinks alone. I explained that she was my ex-girlfriend who I broke up with before marrying 18 years ago, and had been drinking heavily since then. My wife said, “Wow! Who knew someone could celebrate that long”? My wife and I are very … More I Voted For…

Electoral College

I wish I’d studied harder in high school.I really wanted to go to the Electoral College. The Electoral College is a good idea, in theory, and is included in the constitution in the 12th Amendment… ” they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, and in distinct ballots the person voted … More Electoral College