I’m so afraid that my stomach will one day just simply reject what I send it. It will be completely wiped out by trying to turn what I give it into healthy nutrition. I don’t deal with rejection well. I’m the first to admit that I haven’t kept my commitment to eat healthy all of … More I’m Going To Live Forever!!!!!
Why buy a small cooked rotisserie chicken at the supermarket? This time of year you can buy a much larger chicken, season it to taste and let it slow roast on the sidewalk. Bonus! You can watch people slip on the juices afterward. Who doesn’t like a good, juicy rotisserie chicken now and again? Aside … More I’m Roasting A Chicken – On The Sidewalk!!!
I remember when Dick Chaney went hunting with a friend…. His friend collapsed, so Chaney called 911 and said he thought his friend was dead. The operator said, “First, let’s make sure he’s dead”. There’s a silence, then a shot. Chaney got back on the phone and said, “Okay, now what”? I think there … More Inauguration Day!! Keep Dick Chaney Away!!
If I have to eat anything I hate, I put bacon on it and it becomes delicious! I don’t know what it is with bacon, but somehow it’s magical. People say that God’s greatest creation is man. I disagree. It’s bacon. Why bacon? It’s just so good. When I pass from this world, I hope … More I Love Bacon!!!
A friend of mine is a poultry farmer and was always trying to breed turkeys with six legs for greater profits. Finally, he did it! I asked, “What about the flavor?” He said, I have no idea. I can’t catch him.” My daughter, Cecilee is a vegan. I’m really beginning to understand why. They inject … More A Six Legged What???