Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day and I’ve often said that it is the worst day of the year for men. You have to get flowers, take her out to dinner, give her chocolates or her favorite treat. and there’s still no guarantee that you’ll get what you want. Seriously, who wants to go out and wait … More I have to send them where???
When a ship or a plane is in trouble, they always say, “Mayday, Mayday!”. I think that month is selfish. We already celebrate May Day. The other months should get a chance too. Why should we continue to hurt their feelings? To add insult to injury, we mock April by calling it’s first day ‘April … More Mayday! Mayday!
Never give Valentine’s cards unless you’re REALLY in love with the person. Every card is like “You’re my soul mate, I couldn’t live without you, I can’t imagine life without you, etc.” There should be cards that say, “Even though you’re not the one, things are OK.” When I was dating, I used to break … More Ugh! Again Already???
February 15th is the day of assessment. Ladies will compare notes to see how you measured up. Good luck, fellas. If the preparation for the twister called Valentines Day wasn’t bad enough, the real damage assessment will take place today. This is what happens as the carnage of the tornado is assessed after Valentines Day. … More I Got An F????
If your lady works outside the home and you’re planning on giving her flowers today, be sure you send them to her workplace. Do not wait until she gets home. The whole point, in her eyes, is to make the other ladies jealous. And that’s all I know about women. I’ve had other things pounded … More I Don’t Know Nothin!!!
Valentine’s day is the worst day for men. We have to jump through so many hoops to try to give her what she wants, and even if we get it right, there’s no guarantee we’ll get what we want. You have to buy the flowers. You must buy candy and you must take her out … More Valentines Day Massacre!!!
You should able to get Valentines cards that say “You’re ok. You’ll do until the right one comes along.” Let me say right off of the bat that I love my wife and would do anything legal for her. Thanksgiving has passed. Christmas is over. The Super Bowl will be over in a … More Valentine’s Day. The Worst Day of the year for Men!!!
