Yesterday, I saw a new psychiatrist. He asked me what conditions I have been diagnosed with. I asked him if he saw the movie ‘What about Bob’. His face turned white and he immediately told me he would be moving out of state in October. I asked him where he was going. He just smiled … More What About Bob???
My brother Jim told me that when he asked his wife, Joanne where she wanted to go on vacation, she said that just being married to him was a vacation. I said, “What a nice thing to say.” Jim said, “Well, actually, she said I was the ‘last resort.” Everyone has their own idea of … More I Need A Vacation!!!
I once got a post card from my estranged wife, letting me know that she was having a great time on vacation in Mexico with her new boyfriend. I sent back one that read, “I’m happy you’re having such a good time. It will really ease the pain of your house burning down.” Heh, heh, … More I’ll Get Even With You If It’s The Last Thing I Ever Do!!!
How to make a whale float: Mix root beer, vanilla ice cream and a whale. A young Pacific gray whale was delighting visitors to the Redondo Beach pier a couple of years ago, frolicking and splashing in the water close to the shoreline. I wish I was that way. I could entertain lots of people … More A Whale Shake?? Are You Kidding Me???
A few years ago, Heather and I took a trip to Maui. On the way to the airport, I said, “The pictures of the condo look great but I wish we could take our counter tops”. She’s said, “You’re weird, ya big goof. Why”? “Because that’s where the tickets are”. The trip that we had … More You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me!!!
I asked my grandson if he knew where we lived. He said, “At the airport. When we want you, we go get you. Then, when we’re done with your visit, we take you back to the airport”. Sound logic. A child’s perspective is so interesting. When you travel across the country, it seems like you’re … More I Love Our Grandkids!!
How to make a whale float: Mix root beer, vanilla ice cream and a whale. Calif. (KABC) — A young Pacific gray whale has been delighting visitors to the Redondo Beach pier this week, frolicking and splashing in the water close to the shoreline. I wish I was that way. I could entertain lots of … More A Whale Was Where??