I’m only certain times one thing in my life. And that is when I call someone who needs to use a computer to give me what I need, and that computer is running slow the person will, without a doubt, make noises like. “Do to do to do.” It’s not unusual, in fact I do … More Hang On A Minute!!!!!!
Heather, my wife is a runner, so I finally tried it. I ran on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I’ve always heard about a state of euphoria a runner reaches at some point. Heather asked me if I had hit that state yet. I said, “Absolutely. Every week on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday.” I think a … More Run For Your Life!!
As usual, I wasn’t paying attention in math class. My teacher noticed and asked me “Jerry, what is 2, 4, 13 and 44?” I said “CBS, ABC, FOX and HBO.” He was not amused. I love television. Really love it. A lot. I guess what I’m saying is that I’m a TV junkie. I watch … More It Just Doesn’t Add Up!!
At Circuit City one day, a guy left his cell phone. I found a contact listing for Mom. I called and told her that her son had left it. She said, “Dont worry, I’ll let him know”. Then the phone rang. A woman said “Marty, you left your phone at a store again”! Sometimes we … More Captain, I Don’t Have The Power!!!