Today, I have broken my all time record for consecutive days alive! Well, today I’m 64 years old. Wait a minute, 64????? The big six four?? How did this happen? Who is responsible? Someone must be punished! Um, wait a minute. That would undoubtedly be God. The Almighty. I was just kidding about the punishment … More I Broke The Record!!
Grandchildren do not make a man feel old. It’s realizing that you’re married to a grandmother. I’m just kidding, but I still hope my wife doesn’t read this blog! My wife is 18 years younger than I am, so she keeps me feeling younger. She’s very active. In fact, she runs marathons. She’s done it … More Yikes! There Is No Turning Back!!