I have been called out by a few fellow comedians for opening some of my blogs with a ‘stock’ joke. One that no one remembers who originally wrote it. They are correct, however I see nothing wrong with that. If I know who wrote it, I always give them credit. This is not live comedy, … More This Blog Is Funny!!!
At a store last week the cashier was having a bad day. The register ran out of receipt tape and then she dropped a roll of quarters. My order was $22 even and I was trying to calm her down. I said “Well that’s around figure.” She said, “Yeah, well you’re not so skinny yourself.” … More Hey, Watch It, Lady!!!!
Last weekend, my wife and I were at the grocery store looking at turkeys. A woman, also looking for a turkey, asked an employee walking by if the turkeys got any bigger. The guy said, “Lady, they’re all dead”. I know that the Holidays are a lot of fun, hanging out with friends and family. … More Yikes!! The Holiday Season Already???