Impeach This!!!

I’m very worried that I’m going to be impeached as head of my household. I’ve heard whispers from the two dogs and if they convince Heather to join them, I’m toast. This is certainly not about who’s really in charge here. We all know that would be Heather. ‘ Head of household’ is an empty … More Impeach This!!!

You Bug Me!!!!

Like using the word bug when you really mean bother. I don’t know why or When bother was replaced by the word bug, maybe it’s just because bugs have a tendency to bug us. There! I’ve done it again. Bugs bother me. End of story. It’s a lot like using the word funny improperly. If … More You Bug Me!!!!

I Don’t Know The Answer So I’m Going To Scratch Your Head – My Most Popular Blog!

Why not scratch someone else’s head if you can’t figure something out? You’ll get the same result and have some fun at the same time. I really have never seen someone scratch their head over a question when the answer eludes them. Yet I have consistently heard it said so often. “He was left scratching … More I Don’t Know The Answer So I’m Going To Scratch Your Head – My Most Popular Blog!

Tear It Down!!!

Last week I sculpted a statue of myself on a horse. This week I was offended by it so I toppled it over and lit my house on fire.  My neighbors weren’t very happy with my actions because the fire burned down their house too. Its ok though because they’re from the South and that … More Tear It Down!!!

I’m So Confused!!!

Suddenly of all of my important cards including my Drivers license, credit cards, insurance cards are missing. I blame Donald Trump for collusion with the thief who took them. There can be no other explanation.  I know you’re like me. No matter your party affiliation, you’re sick and tired of all of the accusations coming … More I’m So Confused!!!

I’m A Spy!!!

OK, let’s get this over with already. Oy. I talked to the Russian Ambassador and wiretapped the President’s phones. I also released the secret documents. Now can we get back to working on our country? By far, this has been the most bizarre election and transition in my lifetime. I know I’m young, according  to … More I’m A Spy!!!