Last night I had a dream and I was being chased by little desert lizards. Not the big ones just tiny little creatures that camouflage themselves while blending in perfectly and then start moving around freaking me out. I now decree that little desert lizards will be made out of rubber. I know what kind … More Get Away From Me, Lizards!!!
I don’t know why people call their wooden floors hard wood. Who would use soft wood for their floor? That is ridiculous. I think I’ll make my next floor out of balsa wood just to freak people out when each step they take breaks the floor. “You broke my floor, man. Now you must replace … More You Ruined My Floor!!!