Recently. All the coffee I’ve had is decaf. What’s the point? Coffee is supposed to wake you up. Decaf forces you to pretend. To trick your mind. I don’t need to trick my mind. It gets upset when I do it. My mind is still upset about the whole Santa Claus thing. It’s really ticked … More Only Decaf???
I used to believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. As I grow older, I believe exclusively in the Tooth Fairy. She’s the only one that makes sense. There’s no way I can believe in a jolly old elf that can make his way to every house, hut and shelter around the globe in … More I Believe!! No I Don’t!! Yes I Do!!
I am so lost and disillusioned. Turns out that the Kardashians are really not what we saw on TV! I know! I’m still bitter from discovering that TV wrestling is fake. What’s next, Roller Derby is fake too? There are so many things that have hit me hard in my life and the ones in … More I’m So Shocked!!!
My daughter put a tooth under her pillow anxiously to see how much she would get. I forgot all about it. She came to me and said "The Tooth Fairy forgot!" Yikes! I hid a $5 bill in the medicine cabinet and explained that sometimes The Tooth Fairy gets drunk and forgets where she's supposed … More She’s Drunk!!!