I still can’t believe that Super Bowl Sunday is still not declared a national holiday. It’s the Super Bowl. It’s the only day named as super. Super Christmas? Nope. Super Christopher Columbus Day? Nope. We could actually have the holiday on Monday which makes sense because people are either hung over or exhausted.￼￼ Plus, all … More It’s not a holiday???
I’m happy to see so many people exercising their first amendment rights on social media. Oh, as long as I agree with them. Thankfully, the hateful arguing has slowed way down. I came very close to bowing out of all of it. Too stressful for someone who tries to avoid stress because it triggers seizures. … More What Did You Say?????
Real falcons were so embarrassed yesterday, most of them are wearing something over their head today. What was the pep talk in the Falcon locker room? “OK guys. We’ve got this one. No one has ever come back from this size of a lead so just go out, have fun and let Brady do hisThing”. … More What Happened????
Three old men were sitting in a park, talking. One said, “I’m thirsty”. Another one said, “You idiot, It’s Friday”! The last one said, “I could go for some fried eggs”. Since I don’t have the compass of a work week anymore, I find it difficult to remember which day of the week it is. … More Thank God It’s Friday! It is Friday, right??
A rookie pitcher was struggling so that catcher walked out to talk to him. “I’ve figured out your problem. You always lose control at the same point in every game. Right after the National Anthem”. It’s back! It’s here! America’s favorite past time. It’s baseball season! Throw out the first pitch and let’s play … More It’s a Beautiful Day For a Cheater!!
If I could go back in time to 1985, I would always bet against the Miami Dolphins and become a billionaire. Every week, they get beaten like a piñata. You know your football team is bad when they have a huge celebration late every season without even having a winning record. On Sunday, the … More Back to the Future IV???
I watched so much football last week, I ruined my end zone. I was thrilled to see the Denver Broncos beat the New England Patriots Sunday night. Most of my friends were too. It made me think about why. After all, they are a great team with a hall of fame quarterback and head … More Patriot Down!!!
Turns out “The Voice” had nothing to do with singers. It was about Adam Levine’s schizophrenia. … More The Voice!
At our Super Bowl party yesterday, we had a pool to see who could get the closest score and the winning team. I picked the Rams to win by three and still didn’t win the pool. Just as well, I guess. I don’t know how to swim … More Super Bowl Pool!!