When my kids were little, I heard my daughter, Sarah scream in pain. I found my son, Eric pulling her hair. I told her he didn’t know it would hurt. I heard another scream, came back and my daughter said, “He knows now”. Why little kids do things like that is a mystery. I guess … More Stop pulling my hair!!!
My daughter and her husband are having difficulty keeping their boys from running into the parking lot. So they put up a gate. Steve was working on the outside of the gate and dropped a screw. “Don’t worry, Daddy”, Isaac said, “I’ll get it for you”. He crawled under the gate and got the screw. … More Kids Are Brilliant!!!
Yesterday I noticed a missed call on my phone. I didn’t recognize the number so I called back. A woman answered. I told her I was calling because I noticed I had missed a call from her. She said “No one called you from this number. It must have been a wrong number.” What?? I … More What We Got Here Is A Failure To Communicate!!!
I think the next person to go to the Space Station should be Colin Kaepernick. Give him a 20 year assignment and they can kick him out when he gets too obnoxious. Take a knee – get butt kicked out to float around for a while. An outer space time out. Wouldn’t that be fun … More We Have Lift Off!!!!