Just when I thought it wasn’t possible, today I’m a bigger baseball fan than ever! Ok, so it’s because I gained 30 pounds during the off season, but still… Major league baseball is just a week from today! The smell of the freshly cut grass! Hot dogs! Nachos! Beer! The Crack of the bat! Juicing! … More I Can Smell The Grass!!
Heather, my wife ordered some Chinese food on Saturday night for her and her and a friend. Yesterday, she smashed one of the fortune cookies with her fist, just for fun. I looked at the “fortune” and it said “Ouch”. Chinese food is ok. I could take it or leave it. The things I used … More My Cookie!!!
I think I’m allergic to Tigers. Just one bite would most likely kill me. … More Crazy Allergies!
Last night, I dreamed that I took all of our money, and bet it on the Tigers. Wow, I was so happy to wake up … wait a minute. I just checked our accounts! No dream! I need to get out of here, before she wakes up! Sadly, that is all too real for so … More I’m in trouble