Last week I met a guy at a neurology clinic. He kept telling me how beautiful his girlfriend was. He pulled her picture up on his phone and I said, “Wow! You should see my wife.” He asked if she was beautiful too. I said, “Yeah, but she’s also an eye doctor.” They say that … More Seriously? Dude, She’s Ugly!!!
Yesterday, a guy with one arm was trying to get me to sign up for a multi level marketing business. I hesitated and he told me he was making money ‘hand over fist’. Since he only had one arm I knew he was lying so I throat punched him and left. I was already suspicious … More It’s Impossible!!!!
Many things can be preserved in alcohol this New Years Eve. DIGNITY is not one of them. New years eve is not just a night when people get drunk and do incredibly stupid things. It is also a whole day of ridiculous people say really stupid things. Things like, “See you next year!”, and then … More Happy New Yea…. I Did What???
When I was a trainer at Circuit City, we conducted or workshops in hotels. The food was particularly awful at one hotel. I picked out a slice of pie and gave it a taste. I asked the cook what type of pie it was. She asked what it tasted like. I said “glue”. “Then it’s … More I Have Food Poisoning!!!
I recently saw an aquaintence who said, “Wow, you look good”. I didn’t know whether to take it as a compliment or an insult, so I throat punched him, just to be sure. Sometimes what we think is a compliment can have negative consequences. I saw a guy I knew who used to have the … More You Look Marvelous!!