Some neighbors just can’t be trusted. Like my neighbor Dennis is very trustworthy so much so that he has my moving dolly in his garage and I have his wheelchair which I use every day in my garage. What I don’t like is when someone says, “Hey, lend me a hand. And then they never … More Hey, Give Me My Arm Back!!!
I got a gold pocket watch. My neighbor asked me where I got it. I told him I had to beat three people out to get it. He said, “eBay?” I said, “Nope, two cops and the owner.” I think if I decided to be a thief, I wouldn’t steal things as stupid as a … More Run Like The Wind!!!
A friend was out shopping when someone grabbed her purse. Later that evening, the thief rang her doorbell and gave her back her purse. She checked it out and said, I had a twenty dollar bill but now it’s two fives and a ten. He said, I just wanted you to have the change for … More Here’s Got My Purse!!