I used to have a therapist that went to sleep during one of our sessions. I don’t blame him because we all know how I can drone on and on. It was a little unprofessional, I think. So I politely asked him which professional therapist he talks to and then switched to that lady. I … More I Don’t Want To Talk With YOU!!!!
For me, consciousness is the irritating time between my naps. I love naps. Seriously, if I could sleep all day, I would have no problem with that at all. Sure, many might call me lazy but I don’t care. I read something once that really helped me; “What someone else thinks of you is none … More Don’t Wake Me!!!
We were at a club on New Years Eve when the owner said. “OK, at the stroke of midnight I want you all to be with the person who helps you get through all of your struggles in life. At midnight, the bartender was nearly crushed to death. As much as we may want to … More Happy 2017!!!
Yesterday, I went to get a shiatsu massage, but I accidentally asked for a shitzu massage. The guy punched me in the face for a half hour. Mission accomplished. … More Ah, What a Massage!!
I told my therapist I thought I was OK now, and wouldn’t need more appointments. I thought her explosive laughter was a bit over the top. … More Head Shrinkers!