Two women who had just met at a gy were talking about how they hope to stay healthy. One woman asked the other to detail her daily routine. She said, “I eat very healthy, I exercise moderately and I drink moderately.” The other woman asked, “Is there anything else you do?” “Yes,” she said, “I … More She Said What???
Last month, I found a wounded duck in my yard. I didn’t know what to do, so I called the Audubon Society for advice. The representative said, “All you can do is try to nurse it back to health”, so I did that and the duck is doing fine now but my nipples are killing me! … More Wait! Don’t Shoot!!
The best thing to do with Thanksgiving leftovers is make sure all of the food is secure in plastic containers, throw all of the containers away and buy new ones. … More Enough with the leftovers already!!
A very happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate today. For my international friends, I hope you are blessed with the time you spend with your family this weekend! See you tomorrow! Jerry
This day is the grocery store version of Black Friday. It gets crazy. Sometimes my wife and I get separated, but I never go look for her. I look for a beautiful woman to you talk to for a couple of minutes because every time I do, my wife appears out of nowhere. … More Thanksgiving!!
I want to become a very old man. Make it to 100, do a comedy bit, then croak.i see no point in living past 100. It seems to me that if I do that, I’ll just be showing off. … More 94 Years Old???
Let’s face it. The holidays are just not the holidays until someone in the family has at least one meltdown. … More I’m Having a Meltdown!!!
Black Friday is nothing more than a racist day, created for bargain shopping. Where’s Al Sharpton on this one? … More Black Tuesday???
I can hardly wait for fall! Soon it will be all things pumpkin. Last year, I ate so much pumpkin that I went through horrible withdrawals when the season ended. It got so bad, I had to use a pumpkin patch. (insert rim shot) … More The Great Pumpkin!
Golf is a great sport, unless you die playing it. Then it’s a bummer. … More Killer Golf!