Well, Thanksgiving is over. Now it’s time to start thinking about Christmas. I’m proud of myself for not getting stuffed yesterday. Instead, the turkey got stuffed.￼ I ate a little bit of everything which of course is still a bigger meal then I normally eat so I was full￼￼. So today, to offset the increase … More Let The Festivities Begin!!
These black Friday commercials from auto dealerships really crack me up. I know there are some but seriously, who gets a car for Christmas? So many of the stores have been advertising black Friday deals for weeks. The reason it is called Black Friday is because that is the day that many retailers move their … More It’s A Brand New Car!!
I love the new American Express commercial where a young woman gets the card and goes nuts, buying everything she wants. They don’t tell you that you have to pay it back and she’ll be homeless when it comes time to pay the rent. ￼￼ Most of us have done it especially when it is … More What Are You, Nuts? I Can’t Pay It Back!!!!
I just read an email from a retailer that called today ‘Thanksgiving Tuesday’. Really? What’s next? “Don’t miss these exciting eight months, two weeks and 12 hour Thanksgiving deals!” I swear it will happen. When will the blatent non-stop greedy exploitation of holidays end? Even Veterans Day, Labor and Memorial Days trigger ‘Extended Holiday Sale!’ … More Um, What Day Is This???
Heather and I were playing ‘Trivial Pursuit’ with some friends when one of the other guys got the question, ‘If you’re in a vacuum and someone calls your name, could you hear it?’ He told thought it over and asked, “Is it on or off?” Knucklehead. Playing games with friends or family can be very … More Seriously?? That’s Your Answer???
I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to do so. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. Some people are far too honest. You know them. Proud to … More I’m Better Than You!!!!
At a store last week the cashier was having a bad day. The register ran out of receipt tape and then she dropped a roll of quarters. My order was $22 even and I was trying to calm her down. I said “Well that’s around figure.” She said, “Yeah, well you’re not so skinny yourself.” … More Hey, Watch It, Lady!!!!