I’m a terrible golfer. The last time I went, a shot landed in the deep rough, in the trees. I used my seven iron to attempt to get out. Then I saw a skeleton with a seven iron by his side. I know! I was startled and immediately got my nine iron. Clearly I wouldn’t … More What A Hack!!!
Heather, my wife is a runner, so I finally tried it. I ran on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I’ve always heard about a state of euphoria a runner reaches at some point. Heather asked me if I had hit that state yet. I said, “Absolutely. Every week on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday.” I think a … More Run For Your Life!!
My cousin Bob found a tennis
ball, and slipped it in the pocket of his shorts. Later, he stopped at a crosswalk. A girl standing next to him noticed bulge in his pocket. “What’s that?” she asked, “Tennis ball,” He said.
“Oh, that must be painful…. I
had tennis elbow once.” … More A Stupid Thing To Do!!
I would like to thank the UK for creating professional soccer. I would also like to thank them for being absolutely horrible soccer players. … More World Cup!