My knucklehead friend is not computer savvy. He called a tech who asked, “Ok, now which lights are on?” My friend said, “Let’s see, the kitchen, the office, of course and the refrigerator; that thing is on 24/7.” Some people just don’t understand computers. I understand that if they’re elderly, although my Mom has it … More The Lights Are On, But… You Get It.
Have you ever had a dream that seemed like it really happened? I had one of those yesterday. I dreamed I was eating saltine crackers and raw hamburger while watching French mimes on TV. Suddenly Lady Gaga stormed in the front door and said “How dare you!!” and took off with the hamburger. Weird, eh? … More Seriously?? That Really Happened???
When I was leaving the hospital last week, I decided to get a cup of coffee from a vending machine. The guy in front of me watched in despair as the machine poured the coffee without dropping a cup first. I said, “Wow! Amazing technology. It even drinks it for you”! He was not amused. … More Automate This!!
A woman was praying one night and said to God, “Lord please cause my husband to love me, be concerned about me, spend more time with me, sleep closer to me and be concerned about every little thing about me, even the smallest of scratches”. God turned her into a smart phone. In today’s … More I Need You to Charge Me!!
I’ve been searching for a Smart TV on my Smart phone, but I was contacted by the FCC, who said that someone with my IQ can only have one Smart item at a time. time. Smart TVs seem so awesome! You can stream programs directly to your TV without having to use an external source. … More One Brick Shy of a Load!!
My bank is like the cloud. I put money in and it then it’s inexplicably gone. … More The Cloud Took My Money!