A teacher once told me that when she was my age she learned very quickly and that I was ‘slow’. I said, “That’s great. You must have had a good teacher.” Slow? I don’t think so. I know it’s become a cliche, but I’m going to say it again. Teachers are way undervalued in our … More You Can’t Teach Me!!!
I always tried to be funny in school. In history, I was taking a test. I had the answers on the palm of my hand. Bob Gress stood beside me and asked, “Is there something interesting on your hand?” I said “No its actually pretty boring.” The principal and I had a nice chat. I … More What??? I Flunked???
My friend Jason told me he could skip school with the teacher’s blessing. He started acting sad. Our teacher asked why. He said, “My mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the jail.” She said, “I’m sorry to hear that! Do you want to go home?” After he left, the teacher asked … More Answer The Question!!!
At a party, everyone kept bugging a doctor to get his opinion about their symptoms. He asked a consultant friend, “How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?” “Simple,” said his friend, “I send them a bill. That stops it.” A few days later the doctor got a bill from the … More You Can’t Do That!!!
My son told me that his teacher said he was stupid. The teacher held out a yard stick, put it on my son and said,”at the end of this stick is an idiot”. I set up a meeting. All I said was, “So you pointed a yard stick at my son and said,”At the end … More Stupid is as Stupid Does!!