With all of the ‘Porch Pirates’ stealing gifts, I think they should have to dress like a real pirate. Eye patch, gross teeth (although I’m pretty sure most of them already have meth mouth); the works. And when they’re caught, they would have to walk the plank 15 feet high into a kiddie wading pool. … More Walk The Plank!!!
When I was 15, I was obsessed with finding a snake as a pet. All of the other guys had one. I found one and brought it home. My Mom freaked out and told me to get it out of the house. I said “What’s the big deal? He’s just a baby. Look, he even … More Get That Thing Out Of Here!!