Instead of bombing Syria, I think we should bomb Syrup companies who sell sugar free syrup. Clearly ISIS is behind this. I know it’s great for people with diabetes, but man, for the rest of us, full blown Aunt Jamima is the best! Some things that are fat free can be really good. Cheese slices … More

Canada, the Deceiver!

I used to travel to Canada a great deal. Each time I entered the country, the customs agent would always ask me what the purpose of my visit was. I always said, I’m making a sales call. It always worked until I got the same agent three times. The guy said, “You make a lot of sales calls here!” I said, “I’m not very good.” The guy had no sense of humor. I was interrogated for 45 minutes. … More Canada, the Deceiver!