If I were an ocean creature, I think I would choose to be a shark￼￼. we’ve all seen episodes of the TV show where they catch all of ￼the crab. But very few sharks are caught, only the stupid ones. I would always check for hooks before I bite anything. I would also like to … More The crustaceans are coming!!!
True story: a Florida man was arrested for eating pancakes in the middle of an intersection. When police asked him why, he said, “Because they don’t serve waffles.” This guy actually set up a cardboard table and sat down for breakfast. Not unusual. Except it was in the middle of a busy Florida intersection. Typically … More Syrup and Asphalt???
I wish I were a turtle. Especially the larger ones. They live for a very long time, they never have the stress of house hunting and they are really ugly but everyone says they’re cute. … More Ugly Turtles!