This morning I got up early to enjoy a relaxing cup of coffee and watch the sunrise. I am now frozen. I’m like the Tin Man from ‘The Wizard of Oz’ only I’m not rusted. I’M FROZEN! Yes, I tried to pour the coffee on my head but it had frozen too. The coffee ice … More Help! Somebody? Anybody???
A guy was lost in the desert. Hoping to find water, He found little old man selling ties. The guy said “Please, I’m dying of thirst, can I have some water? “The man said, “I don’t have any water, but why don’t you buy a tie? Here’s one that goes nicely with your clothes.”The guy said, “I don’t want a tie, you idiot, I need water!” “OK, over that hill is a nice restaurant.”The guy thanked him and walked away towards the hill. Three hours later the guy came back. “Couldn’t you find it?” “Oh, found it, but they wouldn’t let me in without a tie!” … More Another Tie???