I Can’t Remember!!!

I was always late for work. My boss threatened to fire me, so my doctor prescribed some Ambien. I finally slept well and got to work early. I told my boss, “I got some Ambien and I can’t believe it, I’m early”! He said, “That’s great, but where were you yesterday”? Fatigue is an enemy … More I Can’t Remember!!!

Where Was I ???

I was constantly late for work. My boss threatened to fire me, so my doctor prescribed some sleeping pills. I finally got a great nights sleep and got to work early. I told my boss, “I got some sleeping pills and I can’t believe it, I’m early”! He said, “That’s great, but where were you … More Where Was I ???

I’m Too Lazy!!

I finally realized that I needed to get in shape, so I made plans to join a gym and work out for one full year. The year I picked is 2036. I’ll be 90 years old by that time and it’s much more impressive to see a 90 year old at the gym than someone … More I’m Too Lazy!!