Pizza Hut just announced that they are going to give away over $1000 of free pizza, a $22,000 college fund, two free Super Bowl tickets to next year’s game to the couple that has the first set of twins after the kick off. Somewhere there’s a woman due on that date that is going to … More I’m having triplets!!!￼
I still can’t believe that Super Bowl Sunday is still not declared a national holiday. It’s the Super Bowl. It’s the only day named as super. Super Christmas? Nope. Super Christopher Columbus Day? Nope. We could actually have the holiday on Monday which makes sense because people are either hung over or exhausted.￼￼ Plus, all … More It’s not a holiday???
Why are showers and bathtubs made out of slippery materials? That’s just being mean to old people. It worked out for me yesterday. I slipped and konked my head in the shower. When I woke up, I knew everything. Yes, everything! I can tell you who picked the first apple. Hint: it was a woman. … More I Hit My Head And Now I Know Everything!!!
I’m so excited to be going to the Super Bowl this year! I’ve never been, so I can’t wait! Ok, so it will be at my brother in law’s new house, but he has a huge TV and there will be lots of great food. We’re getting down to the nitty gritty of the NFL … More I’m Going To The Super Bowl!!!
I have a great idea! in baseball, why not combine the designated hitter and the designated driver? The DH could drive all of the drunk people home. Win – win! The day after the World Series and the Super Bowl are the two most depressing days of the year for me. I guess after the … More It’s Over??? It Can’t Be!!!
I’m so ashamed of what I’ve done. It’s worse than you think. I became a fan of the Miami Dolphins. This time of year is bittersweet for many, including me. It’s playoff time! Yabba Dabba Do!! But, that also means that we’re heading like a bullet train to the end of the season. Horrible. … More I’m an Addict!!!
My favorite NFL team is the Miami Dolphins. I know what you’re thinking. They haven’t been to the Super Bowl since 1984. That’s simply not true. They have been involved in every Super Bowl since. They throw great parties! … More You Can’t Do This!!!