What Ever You’re Protesting, I Hate It!!!!

I’m going to start a movement to protest all protests. No matter what the cause, we’ll protest. Even when we’re interviewed by the media and we’re asked why we’re against the cause, our official response will be “What cause?” It’s important to get involved! Just the feeling of an official protest seems to do the … More What Ever You’re Protesting, I Hate It!!!!

What Does It Mean???

I saw an interview with a NCAA football coach recently. He was asked about his star defensive lineman. The coach said, “This kid doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. To be honest, I’ve seen his grades and apparently he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words” I know that some people … More What Does It Mean???

You Got What???

My idiot friend (everybody has one) came running into the store where I was picking up a few things. Out of breath, he said, “Dude! Someone just stole your car”! I asked him if he got a good look at the guy. He said, “No, but I got the liscence number”!    Yeah, that really … More You Got What???

What An Idiot!!

I have a friend who is an idiot. I suppose we all do. How else would we appear to be smart? One day, I was flying down the freeway. I said, “Hey, any cops following us?” My idiot friend said, “Yeah, looks like it”. I said, “Are his flashers on?”, He turned around to the rear window and said, “Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope, yep…” … More What An Idiot!!