I saw this written on a container of Drano: Harmful if swallowed. Who would consume Drano? Drano is for pipes, but the metal or plastic kind. If your throat pipes are clogged, you should see a doctor. And then check into a mental institution. There’s something wrong with you. Even if a person can’t read, … More Down The Drain!!!
Recently, I took a bus to a doctor appointment. I was sitting on a newspaper left behind. A guy pointed to the paper and said,”Are you reading that”? I said, “Yes I am.” Then I stood up, turned the page and sat down again. Sometimes we ask or say some of the most ridiculous things. … More How Can You Read That???
I greased my elbow yesterday, because my Dad always told me to use it. Now my wife is mad, because I got grease all over the house. Thanks, Dad. We’ve heard that term since we were kids. Some say it originated in the Navy, as a practical joke to cadets, who are sent all … More Think Before You Speak!!!