Debbie’s new husband said, “Honey, now that we’re married mabey you should stop making so many hair appointments.” She said, ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-husband.” He said, “I didn’t know you were married before!” She said “I wasn’t.” Ouch. He had not yet realized who was in charge. You just … More You Want Me to Quit What???
Recently, I have lost most of the ability to taste. I’m not sure what the problem is yet, but at least now I can eat my Mother-in-law’s cooking. … More You Have Poor Taste, Bud!!
I’ll never forget what the judge said to my ex-wife when we first walked into divorce court: “You again?” … More Comic Relief!