I saw my therapist a few days ago. She scolded me for missing my last two appointments because my condition is serious. I said, “I know, but I was just doing what you told me.” She said, “I haven’t told you to skip appointments!” I said,”No, but you told me to avoid people who irritate … More You Make Me Crazy!!!
In a restaurant in San Francisco, I told the waiter I read that it was the healthiest city in the country. He said, “It is. When I arrived here I had no hair. I couldn’t walk, and I had to be lifted out of bed.” I said, “That’s amazing! How long have you been here?” … More That’s Incredible!! Wait…
For me, consciousness is the irritating time between my naps. I love naps. Seriously, if I could sleep all day, I would have no problem with that at all. Sure, many might call me lazy but I don’t care. I read something once that really helped me; “What someone else thinks of you is none … More Don’t Wake Me!!!
My brother is a moron. He called me at three A.M. last week. I said, “It’s three in the morning”! He said, I’m sorry, I just can’t sleep. I’m paranoid. All day long I get the feeling that people are following me. I said, “You idiot, you’re a tour guide!” … More Insomnia