I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to do so. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. Some people are far too honest. You know them. Proud to … More I’m Better Than You!!!!
Being a sewage worker is a lot like working on Wall Street. Stock brokers are full of it too. Surely I jest. Nope. In fact the sewage worker is much more dependable and reliable than many stockbrokers. I don’t know much about the stock market which is why I don’t bother with it. Some folks … More This Job Is Crappy!!!
Two men in their 60’s were sitting next to each other on a Florida beach. One guy asks the other, “So, just visiting?” The other man replied, “No, I’m retired. I had a business and it burned down.” The second man said, “Same with me, only mine was a flood.” Perplexed, the other man asks, … More Turn Off the Water!!!
I think I finally have the stock market figured out. To make a small fortune, you need to start out with a very large one. With hindsight being 20/20, I could have been a millionaire had I just held on to the stock of a particular company. But, I didn’t. Each time my account reached … More What Happened to My Money???
Golf is a great sport, unless you die playing it. Then it’s a bummer. … More Killer Golf!
I got into an altercation with an extremely obnoxious man who refused to move away from me, despite repeat requests to move away. I even punched the guy. In jail, my lawyer explained that my behavior was way out of line on a plane. … More Maniacs!
Don’t make me angry, The voices in my head don’t like it when you make me angry. … More Blood and Guts