Heather and I recently started dieting. I know diets don’t really work but at least it’s something to do. I told her, “If I feel like having a cheeseburger, I’ll talk to you first.” She said, “Great! I’ll drive.” At one point in our lives, we decided to do the Body for Life program. We … More I Got Caught Cheating!!
The last time Heather and I dined at a Steakhouse, the waiter delivered my plate with his thumb on my steak. I said, “Hey, why did you put your hand on my food”?? He said, “I’m really sorry, sir, I just didn’t want it to fall on the floor again”. Good restaurants are known for … More I Have Food Poisoning!!!