No one should be surprised by paying four dollars for a drink at a place called ‘$tarBUCKS’. Subliminal? I think so. Either that or they’re putting crack in the ‘pumpkin spice latte’. I love them. I crave them. I would pay most anything for them. At some point I think we lose all common sense … More Who Took My Latte???
I was at a coffee shop recently and asked an employee what the wifi password was. She said “You have to buy a drink first.” I said, “OK, I’ll take a pumpkin spice latte.” After I paid for the drink I asked “Now what is the password?” She said “It’s ‘You have to buy a … More I Can’t Remember The Password!!
Yesterday I received an invitation to the very exclusive Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte patch. Who knew? It’s underground so it’s impossible to find. I was taken there while blindfolded and left by the side of the road to find a ride home. It was well worth it all to get a fresh Pumpkin Spice Latte. … More Starbucks Drinks Don’t Grow On Trees, Ya Know!!!!
If I were a woman and a guy was trying to show his undying love for me by saying he would climb the highest mountain and swim the deepest ocean for me, I think I would say, “Awesome! Let me know when you get back and we’ll talk.” We guys say some of the most … More Seriously?? You Would Do All Of That For Me???
I got my haircut last week. Heather said she was going to get a drink at Starbucks. The salon clerk said “Ma’am, you’ll need to leave us you’re drivers license. We need to know there’s something you’ll want to come back for.” I don’t enjoy haircuts. Ironically, I like the way it looks and feels … More I’ll Be Back!!!!
Some friends of mine and I go cow tipping once in a while. I always tip 15% unless the service is outstanding; then I tip 20%. It’s great to milk the cow when she’s laying down because that way you get sideways milk. There’s upside down milk which is the best because it’s so rare. … More Here’s A Great Tip!!!
When I worked for Circuit City in the 80’s everyone received a 34 page document about reducing our use of paper. I’m not kidding. We got it in a staff meeting and I got in trouble for laughing so hard. I couldn’t stop. No one else saw the irony. One of the best things about … More Save The Trees!! Well Sort Of…