A Ghost!!!

We have a ghost in our house. I know! Actually I think it’s technically a ghostwriter. This morning I got up and my autobiography had been written. Writing a book is really a long and arduous process requiring hard work and dedication. That’s probably why I haven’t released a new one in a few years. … More A Ghost!!!

Cheat? Me????

I failed a test and the teacher made me take it home, have my mother sign it and return it to her. My mother asked me why I got an F. I told her it was due to absence. She said that was ridiculous because I was obviously there to flunk the test. I said, … More Cheat? Me????