I hate it when the local news here keeps going back to a ‘Breaking News’ story that was resolved an hour before the broadcast. I already know what I did, they’re just rubbing it in. It’s so ridiculous. They keep going back to the same reporter every five minutes to get the exact same ‘update’ … More Ok, I Get It Already!!!
Anniversaries are a lot like bungi jumping. If you forget something critical, you die. A woman’s memory is amazing. She can recall the first day you met, dated, kissed got engaged, got married and everything you’ve done wrong since the wedding. Yesterday marked the 20th anniversary of our first date. How do I know? I … More Yikes!! Our Anniversary Was Yesterday and I forgot!!
I think if I were the coach of a professional sports team, lost a big game and in the post game interview a reporter told me my team didn’t have the killer instinct, I would shoot him, just to prove a point. … More You’re the Winner!!!
Last night, I dreamed that I took all of our money, and bet it on the Tigers. Wow, I was so happy to wake up … wait a minute. I just checked our accounts! No dream! I need to get out of here, before she wakes up! Sadly, that is all too real for so … More I’m in trouble