Hit The Breaks!!!!

When I was a teenager I was begging my dad for a car. He said, “You have two legs. What do you think they’re for?” I said, “One for the break and gas and the other for the clutch.” Didn’t get the car. When I finally got a car I was a maniac. I broke … More Hit The Breaks!!!!


I was pulled over yesterday, and I really did learn a valuable lesson. When the officer says “You were going fast”, it’s not good to say “Yeah? Well your Mom is fast.” … More Cops