When I was a teenager I was begging my dad for a car. He said, “You have two legs. What do you think they’re for?” I said, “One for the break and gas and the other for the clutch.” Didn’t get the car. When I finally got a car I was a maniac. I broke … More Hit The Breaks!!!!
A cop pulled a car over and found only a teenaged boy. The cop said, “What the heck are you doing? You were weaving all over the road!” The kid said, “I’m sorry, I’m learning how to drive.” “Without an instructor??” “Its ok, officer. It’s an online course.” I remember learning to drive. I already … More I Don’t Know What I’m Doing!!!
I was pulled over yesterday, and I really did learn a valuable lesson. When the officer says “You were going fast”, it’s not good to say “Yeah? Well your Mom is fast.” … More Cops