When my kids were little, I heard my daughter, Sarah scream in pain. I found my son, Eric pulling her hair. I told her he didn’t know it would hurt. I heard another scream, came back and my daughter said, “He knows now”. Why little kids do things like that is a mystery. I guess … More Stop pulling my hair!!!
My daughter and her husband are having difficulty keeping their boys from running into the parking lot. So they put up a gate. Steve was working on the outside of the gate and dropped a screw. “Don’t worry, Daddy”, Isaac said, “I’ll get it for you”. He crawled under the gate and got the screw. … More Kids Are Brilliant!!!
I was talking to a friend this past week. My friend ran to his dad and told him the car wouldn’t start. “What’s wrong with it, son”? Said his dad. My friend said that there was water in the carburetor. he said,”You don’t even know what a carburetor is!”. “I know, but I’m pretty sure … More “General Principles!!!” What??
Three boys appeared before a judge on misdemeanor charges of causing a disturbance at the zoo. The sequence of their stories went like this.. “My name is Michael, and all I did is throw a peanut in the elephant exhibit.” “My name is Ayden, and all I did is throw a peanut in the monkey exhibit.” “My name is Paul, but my friends call me Peanut…” … More Aw, Nuts!