At one of my nephew’s football games last year, I heard a guy say, “See that teen-ager over there? I can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl.” The other person said, “That’s my daughter.” The guy said, “Oh, I’m so sorry. I had no idea you were her father.” The other person said, … More Please Stop Hitting Me!!!
I’ll never forget what the judge said to me when we first walked into divorce court: “What, you again?” Obviously, a funny person – on the bench and not for the cameras. I think every city needs to have a comedian on staff. The possibilities to help out are endless. Got a standoff? Forget SWAT, … More
I think I’m going to apply to join the Mars Colonization group. The adventure! The thrill! The… Wait, what? Are you kidding me? $40,000 per bag? I’ll have to wait for Southwest to go there. As you were. … More Mars Attacks!