When I got the mail yesterday, I inadvertently put the water bill on the electric bill. Needless to say, I was shocked. (Insert rim shot) I love the fact that you can pay a set utility payment year round. I only do it for electricity because I use an electric fireplace in the winter and … More That’s Shocking!!!!
Happy Earth Day! What the heck do you get the earth on its celebrated day? I thought maybe a new ozone layer but do you know how much those things cost? Way out of my price range. I guess just a recycled card. Earth day is ok I guess, but what purpose does it really … More What Do You Get A Planet That Has Everything???
I want to live in a tent on my own land. A rain proof tent that’s big; the kind with three bedrooms, so there’s plenty of space. I’d also need a generator for TV, cooking, lights and an electric blanket. Ah, very few bills and when big gusts of wind hit, it’s like going on … More Get Off My Land!!!
If I'm ever murdered, a one armed woman in Nebraska did it. I’ve never met or heard from her but my gut tells me it's her. Wait a minute, I just burped and the feeling is gone. Carry on. I’ve mentioned before that we watch a lot of crime movies and tv shows. In the … More She Did It!!!
Yesterday, my neighbor said that we were in the “Dog days of summer”, so I bit him on the ankle and peed on his leg. Originally, the phrase actually had nothing to do with dogs, or even with the lazy days of summer. Instead, it turns out, the dog days refer to the dog star, … More He Bit Me!!!