I Can’t Breathe!!!

I finally got a CPAP machine so I could stop snoring. My wife says she really likes it. I said, “Oh, you’re happy I can finally sleep in our bed again”? She said, “No. It will give me practice for pulling the plug”. Yikes! CPAP machines are supposed to make you sleep better. I’ve had … More I Can’t Breathe!!!

She’s Stuck!!!

When my daughter was little her grandparents came over to our new house. They asked her how she liked it. She said, “I love it! I have my own room, Eric has his own room, but Mommy is still stuck with Daddy”.    The truth is that to this very day, I sleep in my … More She’s Stuck!!!