I didn’t write a blog yesterday because I was so sedated all day long that all I could really do was sleep. I love a long nap I think a 23 hour nap is perhaps a little much. It will be much the same today until my doctor changes the medication or the rotation of … More This Medicine Is Killing Me!!!
I was always late for work. My boss threatened to fire me, so my doctor prescribed some Ambien. I finally slept well and got to work early. I told my boss, “I got some Ambien and I can’t believe it, I’m early”! He said, “That’s great, but where were you yesterday”? Fatigue is an enemy … More I Can’t Remember!!!
My wife told our doctor I was snoring. Here said “There’s sugery that will help. It’s $1000 down, and then payments of $450 for 24 months”. “Wow!” My wife said, “sounds like leasing a new sports car!” “Hmmm,” the doctor said, “too obvious, huh?” I ended up with a CPAP machine, which is an acronym … More I Can’t Sleep!!!
Insanity is wonderful. People expect so little of you, so you never disappoint. A few years ago, we celebrated a double birthday with my wife’s family. For whatever reason, I was comically on fire! I had everyone in stitches (weird term) all night at the restaurant. Very unusual, these days. Frankly, I think it was … More I’m Crazy! Nuts! A Loon!
I exercise quite often. It’s a really tough workout. I push my luck, stretch the truth, and jump to conclusions. And I also carry grudges. It’s really difficult but I push through it. So what about Darth Vader? How does he fit into this blog? Well, I’ve seen the huge masks that people with sleep … More Good Night Darth Vader!!
I was constantly late for work. My boss threatened to fire me, so my doctor prescribed some sleeping pills. I finally got a great nights sleep and got to work early. I told my boss, “I got some sleeping pills and I can’t believe it, I’m early”! He said, “That’s great, but where were you … More Where Was I ???
On the first day of college, the Dean was addressing the Freshman class regarding rules. He said, “the ladies dorms are south of the men’s dorms and is off limits to the young men. You will be fined $50 for the first violation, $100 for the second and $200 for the third. Are the any … More Going South??
Everyone says Fall is so wonderful. Fall is really no big deal. I do it all the time. This weekend we get to turn our clocks back. Spring ahead and Fall back, right? That means that we get an additional hour of sleep, except it never really works that way, does it? Heather … More I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up!!
Insanity is wonderful because people expected so little of you, so you never disappoint. … More Crazy, Man, Crazy!
Note to self. While minding a campfire, always use something, other than your hand, to move a piece of wood. I would hope that I’m not the only idiot who has done that. I’ve done many things without thinking things through. When I was a kid, I was (still am) obsessed with baseball. My brothers … More Stupid things I do